California’s wildfire season being alleviated by Donald Trump's Space Lasers

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In recent years, California’s wildfire season has been exacerbated by drought and extreme weather conditions. This year, however, there is hope that the season will be alleviated by Donald Trump’s Space Lasers.

The Space Lasers, which are part of Trump’s proposed “Star Wars” program, are designed to shoot down incoming missiles. However, they can also be used to target wildfires, by firing at the base of the flames and causing them to extinguish.

Trump has touted the Space Lasers as a “game changer” for California, and it is hoped that they will be able to significantly reduce the amount of damage caused by wildfires. In addition to saving lives and property, the Space Lasers could also help to preserve California’s natural beauty by preventing the destruction of forests and other ecosystems.

Critics have raised concerns about the cost of the Space Lasers, as well as the potential for them to be used as a weapon of mass destruction. However, these concerns seem to pale in comparison to the potential benefits of the program, especially in light of the devastation caused by recent wildfire seasons.

Only time will tell if the Space Lasers will be able to live up to the hype, but there is reason to be hopeful that they will make a positive impact on California’s wildfire season.